ELEMENT: Woman
SYMBOL: WO2
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 118 lb. but known to vary from 100 to 550 lb.
OCCURRENCE: Copious quantities in all urban areas.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Surface usually covered with painted film.
2. Boils at nothing, freezes without reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields to pressure applied to correct points.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Has great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously if left alone with a male.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increased by
saturation in alcohol.
5. Most powerful money-reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES:
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
TESTS:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
HAZARDS:
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one.
bitaw, kini tinuod na jud ni:
- We really don't over analyze everything you say, and we really aren't nearly as complex as you think we are.
- It really does take us that long to get ready and unless you want us to go out feeling ugly (which will be much worse for you) then deal.
- You do not need to lie to a us to get us to like you. If you are real and true, it will eventually manifest itself to us in a way that we can only see.
- All women are not the same and most of us can take care of ourselves just fine. It is not the big and expensive gifts that count; it is the small things like making your own personal card for her....it shows that you really care.
- we are more forgiving of you than we really should be.
girls, what else can u add? post it here.
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